Cantakerous but Cute
We'll call him Oscar. That's all going to make sense eventually too. We met on OkCupid and let's be honest, I don't like guys with beards, but he pulled it off. He was dark haired and his eyes were blue. I later came to realize that my dark hair and blue eyes thing is exacerbated by a pair of smart glasses. I think I'm in love with Clark Kent. His profile picture was him at the wheel of a giant sailboat and I thought "no way". But he was funny and direct and I like these things. He actually read my profile. That's a huge selling point for me. He wasted no time and we scheduled a date pretty quickly. I challenged him to laser tag and he challenged me to bowling. He swore he was terrible and I just confirmed that I am too. Half of our conversations were teasing each other. I loved it. He was working as a statistician for a marble mine locally and that even appealed to me on some weird level. He was smart and articulate and would send me goofy selfies...